George Carlin - listen to all songs

Opening

Old Fuck

Goin' Through My Address Book

Things We Say When People Die

He's Smiling Down

Parents in Hell

People Refuse to Be Realistic

Dead Parents Helping

A Couple of Other Questions

Today's Professional Parents

The Self-Esteem Movement

Every Child Is Special

Children Are Our Future

Raisin' a Child Is Not Difficult

I Like People

Stupid Bullshit

Stupid Bullshit on the Phone

What a Phone Call Should Be

In a Coma

Their Kids!

They Want to Show You the Pictures

Just Enough Bullshit

No One Questions Things

Proud to Be an American

God Bless America

Takin' off Yer Hat

Swearing on the Bible

You Have No Rights

The Opening

Traffic Accidents–Keep Movin'!

You & Me (Things That Come off Your Body)

People Who Oughta Be Killed: Self-Help Books

Motivation Seminars

Parents of Honor Students

Baby Slings

"My Daddy"

Telephone Mimes

Hands-Free Telephone Headsets

Answering Machines

Family Newsletters

People Who Wear Visors

Singers with One Name

Rich Guys in Hot Air Balloons

People Who Misuse Credit Cards

Guys Named Todd

Gun Enthusiasts

White Guys Who Shave Their Heads

NASA-Holes