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Hey Mario
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I know you think you love her
But dude it's such a bummer
How you chase that girl around
You've been fighting all her battles
If she's really worth the hassle
You'd be living in the castle by now
And it makes me sick
How you break these bricks
For a girl who barely knows you exist
Now you're tripping on mushrooms
Just for fun, dude...
I think you've got a problem

Mario get your shit together bro
You've got to know
This princess isn't worth these extra lives
Just let her go, go Mario
You're a next level bro
And she's a jump too short
When the clock is running low

Hey Mario! Get your shit together
Hey Mario! Or you'll chase this bitch forever

Warp zone, friend zone, high score
No more stalking this chick
In a Koopa-Troopa town
Live life easy like Luigi
Ain't never let a ho get him down
Let Koopa keep her bro
Grab a flower and go
We'll jump the flag pole
And light up the night
Hit Rainbow Road with Toad
We spinning them tires...
And spitting hot fire

Mario get your shit together bro
You've got to know
This princess isn't worth these extra lives
Just let her go, go Mario
You're a next level bro
But the Peach been cheating
And you know I ain't talking code

You're a plumber, a doctor, a race car driver
An athlete, a spaceman, a "Super Smash" survivor
You've got coins like mad
Get a bachelor pad, down in Cocoa Beach
Where the hunnies at
Yeah! Get up, get up, get off the floor
She's not the one worth dying for

Mario get your shit together bro
You've got to know
This princess isn't worth these extra lives
Just let her go, go Mario
You're a next level bro
And she's a jump too short
When the clock is running low

Hey Mario, Get your shit together bro
You've got to know
This princess isn't worth these extra lives
Just let her go, go Mario
You're a next level bro
But the Peach been cheating
And you know I ain't talking code

Hey Mario! Get your shit together
Hey Mario! Or you'll chase this bitch forever

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