Reel Big Fish - Everybody's Drunk (Album)

Everybody's Drunk
Reel Big Fish
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Song lyrics

Everybody's drunk
Everybody's drunk. Tonight.
Everybody's drunk
Everybody's drunk. Tonight.
Everybody's drunk
Everybody's drunk. In here.

Tonight's the night, we're gonna get plastered,
Pissed off, maybe even get laid, too.
Booze on your breath always makes girls horny,
So come on boys, let's chug a few!

Everybody's drunk
Everybody's drunk. Tonight.
Everybody's drunk
Everybody's drunk. Oh yeah!

People pouring in the front door,
Most of them I've never seen in my life.
I hear the sound of windows breaking.
Who just lit the couch on fire?!

Everybody's drunk
Everybody's drunk. Tonight.
Everybody's drunk
Everybody's drunk. Tonight.

And if you're coming here...
Don't forget to have yourself a beer!

There's two girls throwin' up in the bathroom,
A good friend holds your head back when you puke.
Tonight's the night, so grab your whatever,
Lift your something, here's a toast to you!

We're all gonna get drunk,
Oh, we're all gonna get drunk...
Oh, wait, we're already...drunk!

Everybody's drunk
Everybody's drunk. Tonight.
Everybody's drunk
Everybody's drunk. Hoooraaah.

Fa la la la laaa la la!

([Scott:] Uh, actually, I'm not drunk. At all. No. I've gotta drive all these people home. Have
a good time...assholes.)
([Aaron] Hey, man, be careful...I've scratched my shoes off)
([Dan:] Hey! Lemme yell at your face! Cause I love ya! Lemme yell at your face!)
([Aaron:] Say, I don't feel so good...)
([Scott] Ahaha would be fun...)
(Where's a trash can?)
([Aaron:] -urp- There is no trash can!)