"Weird Al" Yankovic - Canadian Idiot (Parody of "American Idiot" by Green Day)
Song lyrics
Don't wanna be some beer swillin' hockey nut
And do I look like some frostbitten hose-head?
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
They all live on donuts and moose meat
And they leave the house without packin' heat
Never even bring their guns to the mall
And you know what else is too funny?
Their stupid Monopoly money
Can't take 'em seriously at all
Well maple syrup and snow's what they export
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
They think their silly accent is so cute
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
Sure they got their national health care
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
Then again well they got Celine Dion
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
All over Saskatchewan
Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
Won't figure out their temperature in Celsius
See the map, they're hoverin' right over us
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
Always hear the same kind of story
Break their nose and they'll just say "sorry"
Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite?
It's gotta mean they're all up to somethin'
So quick, before they see it comin'
Time for a pre-emptive strike!
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I'm so Sick of You
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Syndicated Inc.
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Season 2 Finale
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Since You've Been Gone
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White & Nerdy
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Amish Paradise
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Pancreas
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Phony Calls
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I Remember Larry
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Gump
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Callin' In Sick
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Hey, Hey, We're the Monks
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Cavity Search
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Everything You Know Is Wrong
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The Night Santa Went Crazy
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