"Weird Al" Yankovic - First World Problems
Song lyrics
My maid is cleaning my bathroom, so I can't take a shower,
When I do, the water starts getting cold after an hour.
I couldn't order off the breakfast menu ‘cause I slept in till two,
Then I filled up on bread, didn't leave any room for tiramisu.
Oh no! There's a pixel out in the corner of my laptop screen.
I don't have any bills in my wallet small enough for the vending machine.
Some idiot just called me up on the phone, what!? Don't they know how to text? OMG!
I got
[Chorus:]
First world, first world problems,
First world problems.
First world, first world problems,
First world problems.
First world, first world problems.
[Verse 2:]
I bought too many groceries for my refrigerator,
Forgot my gardener's name, I'll have to ask him later.
Tried to fast forward commercials, can't – I'm watching live TV.
I'm pretty sure the cookies in this airport lounge ain't gluten-free.
My barista didn't even bother to make a design in the foam on the top of my vanilla latte.
[Chorus:]
First world, first world problems,
First world problems.
First world, first world problems,
First world problems.
First world, first world problems.
[Verse 3:]
Can't remember which car I drove to the mall.
My Sonicare won't recharge, now I gotta brush my teeth like a Neanderthal.
The thread count on these cotton sheets has got me itching,
My house is so big, I can't get Wi-Fi in the kitchen.
I had to buy something I didn't even need just so I could qualify for free shipping on Amazon.
[Chorus: 2x]
First world, first world problems,
First world problems.
First world, first world problems,
First world problems.
First world, first world problems.
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