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Jon LaJoie - Radio Friendly Song

Radio Friendly Song
Jon LaJoie
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It starts soft like a thousand
Other songs that you've heard before,
Except in this one they do a little
Du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du!

So you try to change the station,
But it's playing on every one,
A bunch shitty-ass chords and lyrics
Recorded by a fucking moron.

And you assume that the general public
Is not that stupid,
You're positive that nobody will want
To listen to this,
But you are wrong.

They wanna know the stupid
Motherfucking lame cock-sucking
Cookie-cutter radio friendly song.
And everyone sings along in their cars,
And at the mall,
And at the office they all love the new
Radio friendly song.

Unoriginal melody.

Why did John Lennon have to be the one
To get shot? Something's wrong,
While these douche bags are all still alive
Singing these ass-licking songs.

All these fucking unoriginal pussies
That don't have anything to say,
I'm not homophobic, but this song is
So fucking gay.

You can barely retain the vomit
That's raising in your throat,
And you assume that everyone will think
That this song is terrible,
But you are wrong.

They wanna know another stupid
Motherfucking lame cock-sucking
Cookie-cutter radio friendly song.
And everyone sings along in their cars,
And at the mall,
And at the office they all love the new
Radio friendly piece of shit.

Oh, what a sucky-ass piece of shit!
I'd rather shoot myself in the face
Than listen to this
Corporate bitch singing this
Stupid motherfucking lame cock-sucking
Cookie-cutter radio friendly piece of shit.

God, I hate this shit!

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