Salvador Buttersworth - This Album Is the Best Christmas Gift

Please Buy Me Tickets to Ultracon South Florida for Christmas

Eggplant Lasagna

Making Your Own Low-Sodium Cream of Chicken Soup

Hawthorne Bramblewood Can't Sing the 12 Days of Christmas Because He Can't Count to 12

Vegetable Turkey Soup

Asking My Girlfriend Yusnavi to Marry Me on Christmas

Salvador Buttersworth Is a Beautiful Name, Unlike Certain People's Trash-Can Names

My Feet Stopped Swelling After 2 Days of Low Sodium

Christmas on Calle Ocho Is Salao

Chapter 2: Catharsis

"Oh This Song Is Called Christmas in Georgia D U R R R" (Please Sue Me Hawthorne I Dare You)

Ordering Tacos in English in Hialeah on Christmas

Chinese Frog Legs for Christmas

I Am Dumb (By Hawthorne Bramblewood, Who Is Dumb)

The Hawthorne Who Stole Christmas (And My Cassette Tapes)

Why Won't You Love Me

KING (Slowed + Reverb)

Easy On Me

Max B

Nothing

Mr. Wrong

Girl I'm Gonna Miss You

Purple Reign

Make It Easy

Champion

Hey Kop

Runaway

Versace On The Floor

Blinding Lights

Die For You