Salvador Buttersworth - Hawthorne Bramblewood Can't Sing the 12 Days of Christmas Because He Can't Count to 12

Salvador Buttersworth Is a Beautiful Name, Unlike Certain People's Trash-Can Names

This Album Is the Best Christmas Gift

The Hawthorne Who Stole Christmas (And My Cassette Tapes)

Christmas on Calle Ocho Is Salao

Making Your Own Low-Sodium Cream of Chicken Soup

My Feet Stopped Swelling After 2 Days of Low Sodium

I Am Dumb (By Hawthorne Bramblewood, Who Is Dumb)

Eggplant Lasagna

Chinese Frog Legs for Christmas

Ordering Tacos in English in Hialeah on Christmas

Please Buy Me Tickets to Ultracon South Florida for Christmas

Asking My Girlfriend Yusnavi to Marry Me on Christmas

"Oh This Song Is Called Christmas in Georgia D U R R R" (Please Sue Me Hawthorne I Dare You)

Chapter 2: Catharsis

Vegetable Turkey Soup

Hayat Şaşırtır!

Sabela

What I Might Do

Юра, мы всё проебали

Hallucinations

get him back!

SeveTrillion

Savaş (The War)

Mocha

Muntu wami

When We Were Young

Да пошёл ты нахуй, ёбаный Серёга

Error Code (Hardcore)

OUT THE MUD

Ezinye