Salvador Buttersworth - I Am Dumb (By Hawthorne Bramblewood, Who Is Dumb)

Eggplant Lasagna

Chinese Frog Legs for Christmas

Vegetable Turkey Soup

The Hawthorne Who Stole Christmas (And My Cassette Tapes)

Making Your Own Low-Sodium Cream of Chicken Soup

Christmas on Calle Ocho Is Salao

Hawthorne Bramblewood Can't Sing the 12 Days of Christmas Because He Can't Count to 12

This Album Is the Best Christmas Gift

Ordering Tacos in English in Hialeah on Christmas

Please Buy Me Tickets to Ultracon South Florida for Christmas

Chapter 2: Catharsis

My Feet Stopped Swelling After 2 Days of Low Sodium

Salvador Buttersworth Is a Beautiful Name, Unlike Certain People's Trash-Can Names

"Oh This Song Is Called Christmas in Georgia D U R R R" (Please Sue Me Hawthorne I Dare You)

Asking My Girlfriend Yusnavi to Marry Me on Christmas

Purple Reign

No Lie

Girl I'm Gonna Miss You

Make It Easy

Runaway

Champion

Fantasy

Nothing

Ngiyabonga Mama

Blinding Lights

HYFR (Hell Ya Fucking Right)

Savaş (The War)

When We Were Young

Die For You

Easy On Me