Salvador Buttersworth - Please Buy Me Tickets to Ultracon South Florida for Christmas

Asking My Girlfriend Yusnavi to Marry Me on Christmas

Salvador Buttersworth Is a Beautiful Name, Unlike Certain People's Trash-Can Names

Eggplant Lasagna

Chapter 2: Catharsis

Hawthorne Bramblewood Can't Sing the 12 Days of Christmas Because He Can't Count to 12

Ordering Tacos in English in Hialeah on Christmas

The Hawthorne Who Stole Christmas (And My Cassette Tapes)

Vegetable Turkey Soup

Making Your Own Low-Sodium Cream of Chicken Soup

I Am Dumb (By Hawthorne Bramblewood, Who Is Dumb)

This Album Is the Best Christmas Gift

My Feet Stopped Swelling After 2 Days of Low Sodium

Chinese Frog Legs for Christmas

"Oh This Song Is Called Christmas in Georgia D U R R R" (Please Sue Me Hawthorne I Dare You)

Christmas on Calle Ocho Is Salao

Ngiyabonga Mama

When We Were Young

Forever in Love

HYFR (Hell Ya Fucking Right)

Die For You

Why Won't You Love Me

Nothing

Easy On Me

Hey Kop

Make It Easy

Purple Reign

Girl I'm Gonna Miss You

Ex Calling

Fantasy

Mr. Wrong