Salvador Buttersworth - Vegetable Turkey Soup

The Hawthorne Who Stole Christmas (And My Cassette Tapes)

My Feet Stopped Swelling After 2 Days of Low Sodium

Christmas on Calle Ocho Is Salao

"Oh This Song Is Called Christmas in Georgia D U R R R" (Please Sue Me Hawthorne I Dare You)

Chapter 2: Catharsis

Salvador Buttersworth Is a Beautiful Name, Unlike Certain People's Trash-Can Names

Making Your Own Low-Sodium Cream of Chicken Soup

Chinese Frog Legs for Christmas

Hawthorne Bramblewood Can't Sing the 12 Days of Christmas Because He Can't Count to 12

I Am Dumb (By Hawthorne Bramblewood, Who Is Dumb)

Please Buy Me Tickets to Ultracon South Florida for Christmas

Asking My Girlfriend Yusnavi to Marry Me on Christmas

This Album Is the Best Christmas Gift

Eggplant Lasagna

Ordering Tacos in English in Hialeah on Christmas

Die For You

Mr. Wrong

Nothing

No Lie

Why Won't You Love Me

Runaway

Blinding Lights

Ex Calling

Easy On Me

HYFR (Hell Ya Fucking Right)

Purple Reign

Fantasy

Champion

Versace On The Floor

Forever in Love