Salvador Buttersworth - Asking My Girlfriend Yusnavi to Marry Me on Christmas

Salvador Buttersworth Is a Beautiful Name, Unlike Certain People's Trash-Can Names

Ordering Tacos in English in Hialeah on Christmas

Christmas on Calle Ocho Is Salao

The Hawthorne Who Stole Christmas (And My Cassette Tapes)

Eggplant Lasagna

Vegetable Turkey Soup

I Am Dumb (By Hawthorne Bramblewood, Who Is Dumb)

Chapter 2: Catharsis

This Album Is the Best Christmas Gift

Making Your Own Low-Sodium Cream of Chicken Soup

Please Buy Me Tickets to Ultracon South Florida for Christmas

Hawthorne Bramblewood Can't Sing the 12 Days of Christmas Because He Can't Count to 12

My Feet Stopped Swelling After 2 Days of Low Sodium

"Oh This Song Is Called Christmas in Georgia D U R R R" (Please Sue Me Hawthorne I Dare You)

Chinese Frog Legs for Christmas

Purple Reign

Easy On Me

Runaway

No Lie

Mr. Wrong

Ex Calling

Forever in Love

Versace On The Floor

A Desert Born in Twilight

Why Won't You Love Me

Make It Easy

Max B

Fantasy

Blinding Lights

Hey Kop