Salvador Buttersworth - Umbrella Man Can

Vegetable Turkey Soup

Making Your Own Low-Sodium Cream of Chicken Soup

The Hawthorne Who Stole Christmas (And My Cassette Tapes)

Hawthorne Bramblewood Can't Sing the 12 Days of Christmas Because He Can't Count to 12

I Am Dumb (By Hawthorne Bramblewood, Who Is Dumb)

Eggplant Lasagna

Asking My Girlfriend Yusnavi to Marry Me on Christmas

Salvador Buttersworth Is a Beautiful Name, Unlike Certain People's Trash-Can Names

Please Buy Me Tickets to Ultracon South Florida for Christmas

This Album Is the Best Christmas Gift

Christmas on Calle Ocho Is Salao

My Feet Stopped Swelling After 2 Days of Low Sodium

Ordering Tacos in English in Hialeah on Christmas

Chinese Frog Legs for Christmas

Chapter 2: Catharsis

Purple Reign

Sabela

Make It Easy

Champion

Ngiyabonga Mama

Mr. Wrong

Die For You

Max B

Girl I'm Gonna Miss You

Easy On Me

Runaway

When We Were Young

A Desert Born in Twilight

Hey Kop

HYFR (Hell Ya Fucking Right)