Salvador Buttersworth - Hawthorne Bramblewood Has Copied My Style for Years

Chinese Frog Legs for Christmas

Making Your Own Low-Sodium Cream of Chicken Soup

The Hawthorne Who Stole Christmas (And My Cassette Tapes)

Salvador Buttersworth Is a Beautiful Name, Unlike Certain People's Trash-Can Names

Chapter 2: Catharsis

Eggplant Lasagna

Please Buy Me Tickets to Ultracon South Florida for Christmas

This Album Is the Best Christmas Gift

Christmas on Calle Ocho Is Salao

My Feet Stopped Swelling After 2 Days of Low Sodium

Vegetable Turkey Soup

Hawthorne Bramblewood Can't Sing the 12 Days of Christmas Because He Can't Count to 12

Asking My Girlfriend Yusnavi to Marry Me on Christmas

Ordering Tacos in English in Hialeah on Christmas

I Am Dumb (By Hawthorne Bramblewood, Who Is Dumb)

Versace On The Floor

Fantasy

Blinding Lights

HYFR (Hell Ya Fucking Right)

Nothing

Die For You

Mr. Wrong

A Desert Born in Twilight

Purple Reign

Max B

Savaş (The War)

Make It Easy

Ex Calling

Hey Kop

Girl I'm Gonna Miss You