Salvador Buttersworth - "Oh This Song Is Called Christmas in Georgia D U R R R" (Please Sue Me Hawthorne I Dare You)

Chinese Frog Legs for Christmas

Vegetable Turkey Soup

This Album Is the Best Christmas Gift

Asking My Girlfriend Yusnavi to Marry Me on Christmas

The Hawthorne Who Stole Christmas (And My Cassette Tapes)

Eggplant Lasagna

Chapter 2: Catharsis

Christmas on Calle Ocho Is Salao

I Am Dumb (By Hawthorne Bramblewood, Who Is Dumb)

Ordering Tacos in English in Hialeah on Christmas

Please Buy Me Tickets to Ultracon South Florida for Christmas

Salvador Buttersworth Is a Beautiful Name, Unlike Certain People's Trash-Can Names

My Feet Stopped Swelling After 2 Days of Low Sodium

Hawthorne Bramblewood Can't Sing the 12 Days of Christmas Because He Can't Count to 12

Making Your Own Low-Sodium Cream of Chicken Soup

When We Were Young

Make It Easy

Versace On The Floor

Forever in Love

Nothing

Champion

Fantasy

Easy On Me

Savaş (The War)

Sabela

Why Won't You Love Me

No Lie

Ex Calling

Mr. Wrong

Blinding Lights